3 months ago · 170,131 notes · Source · Reblogged from iamthemasterchief
Is this from a movie?
(SOURCE?)
11 months ago · 8,848 notes · Source · Reblogged from angelameowington
Hahaha! I love Emails from an asshole, always cracks me up :’)
The best.
OMF I am cryiinnnggg hahahahahha loorrrd
1 year ago · 32,712 notes · Source · Reblogged from inkybarnowl-deactivated20130421
This image toootally reminds me of a vampire dream I recently had. It was cheesey, but still scary because people were dying everywhere. I remember seeing one of the females lift her head and open her mouth before she tore a throat out.. must have not been that hungry, cause she was just killing for pleasure.
HA actually I woke up saying “JUST GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE” because in the dream, I ran to my car and drove to a gas station to fill up before booking it. The chaos was only slowly spreading, but I knew it would reach that gas station eventually. The cashier lady was lolly gagging for some ungodly reason and I was so tweaked out trying to simply get my gas and GTFO. She’s fiddling with the cash and taking wayy longer than necessary.. woke myself up by saying that with such force hahaha
1 year ago · 306 notes · Source · Reblogged from uncumfortable
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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1 year ago · 1,527,251 notes · Source · Reblogged from dawdler
“Oh, come on!”
1 year ago · 1,607 notes · Source · Reblogged from spaithgels
!!!
1 year ago · 63 notes · Reblogged from hopeless-believer
I’ve read stories about the first gif, but has anyone really heard of the second gif going down? Seems really extreme, even for us..
1 year ago · 2,575 notes · Source · Reblogged from rosesandmoonbeams
XXIII: Please call today -- READ THISS!!!
Please call Call 800 244 6397 ext 2506 and let the Union Tribune know that we do NOT want pit bulls banned in San Diego County! (it’s all automated). All you have to press is “2” to vote that it’s the owners responsibility and to not blame the dogs! You can vote even if you don’t live in San Diego!
EVERYONE PLEASE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND DO THIS INSTEAD!
To ban a form of life from existing in a particular city is just outrageous. And to top it all off, I’d say it’s almost NEVER the animal’s fault that they turned out to be angry or wild. It’s up to the human raising the dog to raise it right. That means giving it the love that EVERY living creature needs and NOT cultivating vicious behavior- like many owners do.
I even heard about cases where criminals and bad drug dealers will train their dogs to like the taste of blood and raw meat- by ONLY feeding them RAW FUCKING MEAT. And PLENTY of other disgusting behaviors that are meant to create vicious behavior.. many times for the owner’s own brutal protection and/or because the owner is just plain fucked up in the head.
1 year ago · 184 notes · Source · Reblogged from madelinejoy