Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object: Full Story
“Ashley has really developed into quite a striking assemblage of physical attributes that are found to be sexually attractive in our culture,” said Parker’s uncle Keith Hayes, expressing astonishment at how his niece had steadily matured from a precocious youth into a shapely, ravishing thing devoid of intellect and personality. “It’s hard to believe that she used to be that little girl [capable of subjective experiences] that I remember. Now look at her—she’s such a lovely vessel for displaced sexual frustration and voyeuristic lust, just like her mother.”“Seems like just yesterday she was this creative 7-year-old kid, pretending her Barbie was the first woman president,” Hayes added. “My, they grow into little more than consumer goods so quickly.”
Marveling at the rite of passage that all females make from girlhood into entirely disempowered objecthood, Hayes expressed confidence that the 17-year-old would one day become a highly prized physical possession for “one lucky guy.”
The Onion’s feeling sassy today
DAMN….. The Onion is on point….
the beat of wings fall and rise
within the cell of my mind
as despondent as I, dream of ice
walls that easily keep the cold inside
such architecture could scrape the sky
a lick of atmosphere leaves the tongue numb
snowflake bodies will entice the sun
draw in this heat and then get stung
even our star burns of desire
ablaze in space, grows restlessly tired
union of material and flame
a blast of energy to take
the sensation of loving hale
for but a moment, by the hand of fate
OPPOSITES AND NO FUCKS GIVEN, 11-7-12
5 months ago · 3 notes
what the nuts
can I just fall into a coma now. ok great.
10 months ago · 1 note
Me right now
The purpose of the cage is to keep the pig immobile so that they will gain weight quickly, on less feed.
FUCKING FUCK. I already am not a fan of pork, “kosher” or not, shit like this really seals the deal. Maybe one day I’ll be vegan :|
George Carlin on the illusion of freedom.