Things I Say While Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

9 months ago · 257,997 notes · Source · Reblogged from alifelivedwithnolimit

HOLY TRUTH. It’s hard for society’s automatons to actually believe this, though.. Tragic.

HOLY TRUTH. It’s hard for society’s automatons to actually believe this, though.. Tragic.

1 year ago · 61 notes · Source · Reblogged from weedfreshdelicious