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tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

TOO CUTE

3 days ago · 119,782 notes · Source · Reblogged from abstract-intellect

paranoidbarnowl:

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

sellyourselfshort:

As creepy as it may be for the owner when cats come home with dead animals/insects, you cannot get mad at them. In fact, praise them, tell them thank you. Because when a cat kills an animal for you, it means they love you, and are eternally grateful for the life you’ve given them. It’s the most honorable thing you could possibly receive from your kitty.

Cats are hardcore as fuck
like
“I love you so much I killed this for you”

reasons i want a cat. they kill things yet still manage to be adorable.

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

sellyourselfshort:

As creepy as it may be for the owner when cats come home with dead animals/insects, you cannot get mad at them. In fact, praise them, tell them thank you. Because when a cat kills an animal for you, it means they love you, and are eternally grateful for the life you’ve given them. It’s the most honorable thing you could possibly receive from your kitty.

Cats are hardcore as fuck

like

“I love you so much I killed this for you”

reasons i want a cat. they kill things yet still manage to be adorable.

3 months ago · 172,065 notes · Source · Reblogged from inkybarnowl-deactivated20130421

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